Wednesday, May 22, 2013

*JOKEY JOKE*

A lady called her gynecologist, and asked for an "emergency" appointment. The receptionist said to come right in. She rushed to the office, and was ushered right into an examination room. The doctor came into the exam room and asked about her problem.

She was very shy about her emergency problem, and asked the gynecologist to please examine her vagina.

So the doctor started to examine her. He stuck up his head after completing his examination. "I'm sorry, Miss," he said, "but removing that vibrator is going to involve a very lengthy , delicate and expensive surgical operation."

"I'm not sure I can afford it," sighed the young woman. "But while I am here could you just replace the batteries? "

Tuesday, May 21, 2013

*TOUCH ME TUESDAY*

Starting with a lil lip action and ending with a lil ...... I'll let you caption that one ;-p mm hmm, 


Thursday, May 16, 2013

*TASTE ME THURSDAY* How many Love to get eaten out in the shower?

As I Lay......






As I lay here, I fight the urge to touch myself to the mere thought of him touching me there and kissing me here. My pussy is throbbing from wanting to be touched, licked, kissed, and more. I lay there, as I shift to the other side trying to ease the ache deep inside of me....Wait!

There's a knock on my door,  and there he appears, at the right time. There's no talking, only gazing. His eyes say it all, "I WANT YOU", and my eyes agree. I slowly get out of bed and run my hand down the front of his pants....Oh, he's more than ready, but I'm sure I can get him even more excited. Without breaking our gaze I undo his belt with the other hand. Soon, his pants hit the floor and the sight of him and all his glory takes my breath away.

I can smell a hint of his cologne and the scent drives me crazy! My mouth is salivating, wanting to taste his juices. As I start to kneel, I kiss my way down his perfectly sculpted chest and abs, past his belly button and down to what I call, 'The One Eyed Monster". The tip of my tongue meets the tip of his manhood and I
get a taste of that sweet precum that I love so much. I WANT More!  As I make circles with the tip of my tongue, his dick starts to pulsate and it
gets me even more excited. I slowly take in more and more of him. I can tell he's enjoying it as he takes his hand and gently places it behind my head as I'm sucking, licking, spitting, and fondling the boys. His grip gets tighter as I continue to take him all in. I can feel him tightening up trying to control the urge to explode in my mouth, yet I don't mind. I'm sucking slower, faster, harder, softer, paying special attention to the tip, then taking all of his inches down my throat again. He's almost there! I moan....He moans even louder. Then I hear, SPLASH...It's the sound of the TV......What?!?!
It was all a dream but I feel wetness between my legs. Mmmm....as I lay there ....With a smile on my face.

I'M BACK !!!

I'M BACK!!!! I have been MIA for quite some time, but I am back to stimulate your minds and more.......stay tuned!!!!

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

**TASTE ME TUESDAY**


SORRY THIS IS A DAY LATE....GOT A LIL BUSY....
 
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